David and I have been together for over 10 years...you'd think in all that time, one of us would have grown up a little...is it creepy that we have a very brother sister 'best friends for life' sort of relationship...with sex? I donno...But it must be love because I find some of the stooooopidest things he says and does adorable.
* side note- Bees and spiders scare the hell out of me...
David: I like so many of these new groups
David: I wonder if any of them will stick
David: you downloading?
David: or in the middle of a test?
David: I need help with this stupid cake too
David: I fucked up the last one
David: This girls singing makes me wanna fuck for some reason.....
David: so like
David: are you ignoring me
David: or what?
David: OH GOD!
David: They're being chased by a...
David: and BEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick: shut the fuck up
Nick: what you want?
David: scroll up winch
David: I ain't retypin all that
Nick: I am
Nick: and a winch....is a tool
Nick: you are the only ‘tool’ I know
Nick: I...am a wench
David: I spelled the wrong "winch"
Nick: yes....you did, you tool
Nick: I'll help you with the cake in a bit
Nick: what you want me to do to it?
David: not fuck it up
Nick: ok...yes...I get that
Nick: what part did you fuck up before?
David: I burned it
David: and then it fell apart
David: and I can't ice one for shit
David: not without good tools
David: and we have none
Nick: you burned it...and it fell apart...
Nick: That fucked up crater cake you had me glop icing on?
Nick: That was like cake mush?
Nick: with icing spots?
David: that's the one!
Nick: I'll help
David: wanna see some music videos?
David: most of em are good
David: be a bi-atch then
Nick: I will
David: ok then
David: you do that
Nick: I will
David: showed you....
David: my red stapler...
Nick: That all you got to say?
David: gonna burn the house down...