Sunday, May 22, 2005
Widget is pissed because our dinner was unsatisfactory tonight. She ONLY eats from my plate, and tonight I had cheese and wheat thins and nuts and the cheese was sharp cheddar(which she will eat but it makes her sneer) and she got an almond stuck in her tooth(I told her it was a bad idea) and since I haven’t yet gone to get her anything suitable she is punishing me...
I so wish I was kidding...My cat has me on a short leash.
“What do you need all these magazines for anyway!We can dump this one...and this one and—now that’s just porn, you don’t need THAT!”
“You are NOT trying to suggest I don’t belong up here ARE you?”