EEEKKK!!!

I just won a battle with a HUGE black spider with only a pellet gun and several air born shoes! I’m so cool. I only screamed once too. See what happens when I get left home alone? Little eight legged assassins come crawling out of the corners looking for me...this one was massive too. Even the cat hauled ass out of here. I’m so loved though. I didn’t even have to pick up its squished little body, Uriel sucked him up and swallowed him down the second it quit squirming.

Yes, I have spider issues, nothing shameful about that. I don’t like sharks either, but I doubt anyone would fault me for that one...excepting perhaps the save the tuna/hug the dolphins weirdos I run across from time to time...(Yes I know, Shame on me)

Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl 'round
He's embedded in the ground

Boris the spider
Boris the spider